Thursday, May 1, 2014

Pile Drive This Fucker Straight Into the Ground

There's nothing we can do to end this globalized slave model that the stoned masses aren't already doing. So, sit back and enjoy the dumbest reality tv show ever created...
The real reason that the Baby Boomers - the controlling voting bloc in all developed nations - endorsed this MASS INSANITY, is because they assumed that it would all collapse AFTER they are gone. So the entire political program is just on auto-pilot with Faux News running in the background. Wars, tax cuts for RomneyBots, doubling in defense budgets, NSA spying, drone attacks, cutting foodstamp aid (twice now), anti-Obamacare legislation, reduced student loan support, reduced aid for returning veterans - who the hell do you think votes for all of that garbage?

There is literally nothing our oblivious thought dealers could do to accelerate the demise of this fiasco. Not one thing...

Is It Still College Without Football?
I just read this asinine article from NPR asking whether or not college is worthwhile if there is no varsity football team. Well, let's see, I suppose it depends on whether or not someone actually wants an education versus a piece of paper stating that they are able to rote memorize a few dozen books while in a sleep deprived state of massive hangover. WTF? In any sane world intent on educating the next generation, the article would question Is It Still College WITH Football? (and baseball, basketball, soccer, lacrosse, volleyball, hockey, golf, track, weightlifting, rugby, cricket, hop scotch, stop me any time...). Maybe instead of college it should be re-termed "drinking and sports-watching for future insurance salesmen".

"Are you fucking kidding me?"
Articles like this remind us that commonsense has been wholesale discarded over the past several decades. A fundamental root cause of economic stagnation is the lack of appropriately targeted training and education, and yet even at this late juncture, with a student loan bubble of a trillion dollars about to burst, and the key question on the table is whether or not someone would go to college if they couldn't watch fucking football games. And to think that NPR is the "intelligent" news source. Apparently I didn't get the memo that $60k a year was for entertainment purposes with this thing called an education a distant second priority. Actually, I did get the memo - every time I speak to my son at Emory, which invariably propels me into a fifteen minute profane rant about the imminent collapse of civilization. No wonder he never calls.

Over-confident buffoons running Amok
Is it any wonder we are being led into the abyss by over-confident frat boys who have been brainwashed by asinine text book theories that are failing right in front of their very eyes? It's no surprise. At what point would a guy like Steve Liesman - just one of CNBS' myriad bullshit purveyors - admit that he has no clue what the fuck he is talking about? What would it take for him to admit that for the average person the U.S. economy is getting worse every single minute, with absolutely no catalyst for it to get better? And yet he is only one of any number of over-confident buffoons blowing smoke up our asses non-stop. The number one rule of buffoonery is NEVER admit you don't know something. Keep the lips moving at all times and make it up as you go along.

The Longer This Continues, the Most Cataclysmic Will Be the Impact
And, let's face it, the reason for having an Alzheimer's ridden actor, or a C-student baseball manager or a one-term Senator or Mickey Mouse as President, is because it just doesn't matter who it is. In the Old Age Home, nothing is allowed to change. The geriatrics who are keeping a keen eye out for Malaysian airliners, will be the last to realize this is already ending, so the lies will just keep getting bigger and bigger until "out of the blue" the entire shit show implodes like a collapsing supernova. 

And then all of the dumbfucks will exclaim at the same time "nobody saw that coming".

"The Bitch Set Me Up !!!"
Along the same theme, we just found out that Rob Ford still likes crack. In Canada, they call Vancouver "Granola City" - full of fruits, flakes, and nuts. Well this changes everything, now the whole country is being infected...