Saturday, August 30, 2014

Dumbfuckistan News: Islamic State Sneaking Across as Mexicans

If someone is trying to clean your house or mow your lawn make sure they speak Spanish and are not carrying an RPG...

Fauxtards have finally figured out how to beef up border security to stem the flow of children coming from Central America i.e. create an association to the Islamic State.

Of course, these IS members don't speak Spanish, but they are brown so clearly they can "blend in". Why wouldn't they come in through Mexico, after all it's only the most militarized border crossing this side of Gaza. Meanwhile, it would make far too much sense for them to just enter legally under student visas which is how the 9/11 attackers all entered the U.S. 

You can't make this shit up:


"Department of Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson, who said Friday that DHS and the FBI are "unaware of any specific, credible threat to the U.S. homeland" from Islamic State."

"Despite assurances that no threat to American soil is imminent, the watchdog group Judicial Watch said Friday that Islamic State operatives are in Juarez, just across the border from Texas, and are planning to attack the United States with car bombs."

If anything, IS would enter through Canada which has the longest unprotected border in the entire world, with the U.S. A buddy of mine used to cross the border through back yards to buy cheap beer in Blaine Washington and bring it back to Canada. But then again, there are no children coming up from Central America via Canada, are there?

Rule #1: Never Go FULL RETARD. What happened?